Never EVER trust a tabletennis player

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Never EVER trust a tabletennis player

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About 70% are robotNazis
About 15% are honorary loopers
About 5% are spineless cowards

That leaves the probability that only about 10% players are well adjusted normal human beings
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The need for ITTF to provide Diversity Education and sensitivity training for all tabletennis players, most especially robotNzais is more urgent now than ever before.
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All tabletennis players maybe deep state communist socialist democrats who steal elections
Wasn't Ivor Montagu a communist ?
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Sin Spin wrote: ↑August 13th, 2023, 6:54 pm The need for ITTF to provide Diversity Education and sensitivity training for all tabletennis players, most especially robotNzais is more urgent now than ever before.
LOL
Why on earth would the robotNazi controlled ITTF would ever want this?
They want their version of Table Tennis to be strictly top spin only
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Post by RC 88h »

I would actually trust a robotNazi more than a honorary looper or spineless coward chopper because the robotNazis are at least honest in admitting their hatemongering stupidity and you know who they are
But honorary loopers are so hypocritical that they desperately want to please their masters the robotNazis.
Honorary loopers are under the delusion that they will be accepted by robotNazis if they use wide pips or anti instead of wide pips or long pips.
While this may be partially true , it is still the hypocrisy of honorary loopers that stands out
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