32 fantastic rule and regulation change ideas for ITTF to further limit pips & continue torturing pips & anti players

[James Z]

Below ar more rule change ideas for robotNazi controlled ITTF to further limit pips if the ITTF feels that the near 30 years of torture & abuse of choppers for the past 30 years with 11 rule & regulation changes (Click here to read more on that) since 1983 is not enough

1. Double inverted players are not required to show their rackets to opponents but each & every pips / anti player MUST show their racket to a double inverted opponent even if the double inverted opponent forgot to ask
2. There will be 100% testing at EVERY level of the sport for treated pips & treated anti & also for other design parameters as described below
3. Repeal Rule 2.4.7 & discontinue all testing for boosters & spin glues ( file case in international courts to have boosting & spein gluing decriminalized retroactively)
4. Increase rubber thickness for spinny inverted ONLY from current 4.05 mm (was 4.00 mm till 2024) to 4.50 mm (pips & anti thickness will stay the same however at 4.00 mm) to further maximize 3rd ball & 5th ball attacks to further minimize spectator interest
5. Reduce maximum allowed length of pips length for pips out & so called long pips rubbers only (but not for inverted rubbers) from current 2.00 mm to 1.50 mm
6. Reduce the maximum allowed long pips Aspect Ratio from current 1.1 down to 0.95 (Used to be 1.3 before 1998) to further bring it closer to the maximum short pips Aspect Ratio of 0.89 (This would then make the long pips to act like almost short pips but pips players will never have a clue even 50 years from now)
7. Reduce the maximum allowed pip density but for pips only (but not for inverted rubbers) from the current 30 pips per sq.cm down to say 25 pips per square cm (Used to be 50 pips per sq.com before 2004)
8. Increase minimum allowed friction levels for both anti & pips
9. Increase minimum allowed pips hardness (means reduce maximum allowed pips flexibility)
10. All pips & anti rubbers can have ONLY exactly the sponge thickness of 1.5 mm. Of course this would ban all no sponge (OX) pips & anti rubbers and all pips & anti rubbers that are either too thick or too thin.
11. All pips & anti players will be required to warmup at least 15 minutes but only using pips / anti side against double inverted players before each match
12. Short pips rubber can only be only be green
13. Only spinny inverted rubbers can be either black or red.
14. All high friction anti rubbers can only be orange
15. All low friction anti rubbers can only be blue
16. All chopping type long pips rubbers can ONLY be pink
17. All blocking type long pips rubbers can only be violet
18. If the receiver can return 6 balls in a rally, the server will lose the point (to maximize 3rd & 5th ball attacks to further minimize spectator interest in the sport)
19. In clubs & training centers inverted players will be required to have climate controlled areas & pips & anti players will not be allowed to enter those areas but double inverted players can enter pips / anti areas at any time they wish.
20. All pips / anti hackers will address double inverted athletes as sir or madam
21. All racket twiddling is summarily banned
22. Three strikes & out rule for pips / anti players. This includes all violations not just treated pips or anti. > First violation 3 month suspension & fine. Second violation 1 year suspension & fine. Third violation> Life time ban & fine
23. All rule & regulation change requests to ITTF can be made ONLY by double inverted players & can be done secretly & directly to ITTF (no need to go thru your national association)
24. Hidden serves rule will no longer be enforced but only for double inverted players .
25. Players can serve using the inverted side ONLY (if inverted is being used)
26. If rubbers are used on both sides, they must be identical in type, color etc unless of course they are both inverted rubbers
27. All males using non-double-inverted rackets must come dressed in pink jumpsuits / tracksuits (which they take off before a match not to conflict with pink rubber)
28. Asymmetric blades are allowed but ONLY if it is a double inverted racket
29. Blade & rubber width & height is limited to 155 mm ( to prevent pips / anti players from creating excessive back spin (reversal) )
30. All pips and anti players will pay their national associations a yearly penalty surcharge fee (to compensate for loss of revenue to manufacturers due to loss of sale of expensive inverted rubbers & boosters) .
31. All pips / anti players can buy rubbers ONLY in groups of 3 rubbers at a time (to compensate for loss of revenue to manufacturers due to loss of sale of expensive inverted rubbers & boosters) .
32. To make it further easier for boosted loopers, all short pips users must wear a green wrist or arm band on free hand; all high friction anti rubbers users will wear an orange wrist or arm band. All low friction anti rubbers users will wear a blue wrist or arm band. Alall blocking longs pips rubbers users will wear a violet wrist or arm band;all male chopping long pimple rubbers users will wear a pink wrist or arm band and also wear only pink socks

[Aldegonde]

Funny but sad because I would be the last one to be shcoked if ITTF completes implementing all these in 10 years